okay, just found a sarcastic quiz on yentung blog! Heh! Gonna Do:DDD
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute..
YR:Hmm...I still think that's cuter(points to the road)
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: *smiles* *coughs* sry i've got a sore throat...(fakes sore voice)
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: *Smiles* I'm sooooo glad you realise that:)
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multiskilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Oh? Hmm...try climbing a wall *smiles*
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: OHH! How ''FAMOUS'''!!!
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) i know you like me...
YR: Yes yes yes i admire you i'm in love with you you make me crazy about you *walks off*
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Oh? I thought you were looking at me first.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: That's okay, cause you aren't mine either *smiles*
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: So what if i am rich? My car is too clean for you *smiles*
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: *smiles* feel free too. I kinda like that:)
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Oh really? I think that(points to a tree) makes a better couple :D
2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: Ohh! You have a cell phone? How nice! I dun even haf one.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Oh? I don't want my eyes to get sore though..
4) What do you like about me?
YR: Hmm...i would really love you if you just shut up:D
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I am preety/handsome and you like me soooooo much!*smiles*
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hey, son!
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Hey! Actually you do too! :DD
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Oh! Yea you might be right but I'm much much better than you that's why you hate me soooo much.
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Oh! I thought you were looking at yourself all the time!
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Sure! Kick my ass and i kick your c*rk before i move on^^
If your ex says:
1) I still love you..
YR: Oh really? I really still do too but I love some one else too...
2) I know you still love me!
YR: But I love someone else too!!!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: I'm engaged to my fiance and he's not you.
4) Please call me...
YR: For? Talk crap in the middle of the night? I won't ever do that kind of stuff again.
5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: Aww...It hurts me too....But someone else fix it back:DD I'm sooo sorry yours hadn't...
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: You too! *walks away* *-.-*
2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: Ohh? I thought you went for facial and masks and all those stuff.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: OH! Nice! But sorry, I don't want to buy anymore.
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Why not you buy it yourself?
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: Oh? Then why is your company still selling it? Why not you try it out and tell them the product cause pimples?
Hmm...yesterday, Mrs Tan never come!!! But she get well le!:DDD so we had 2hours of pc-ing-.-. slackslackslack all the way lol then went to auditorium after school for Hue Campus thingy...so lame!!! It's just like MSN-.-! Then starting still got people listen then everyone started doing their own stuff lol then after school went to finish up geog project. Then over le...
Today!:DDD
Last day of April! Tmr no school cause labour day! Shiok-ness. Damn tired liaoz. NCC is suspended for 3wks-.-!!! Nevermind! I do myself-.-....Then erhz...morning got sexuality talk! On pornography! Aww...this is the second last lesson, the boys are gonna be soooo sad! hahahaha then erm...assembly also pornography-.-! During recess had physics test. Damn hungry by then but only have time to grab a snack. During art, got gastric-.-! Chelsea and Gloria dragged me to cher-.-! nevermind..Thanks Guys! Love EUUU!!!<3333 Only have 10minutes to go eat-.-...nevermind, didn't eat either so just went for a drink. Better, but still struggling to stand properly-.-! First time starve till like that siaz!!!nevermind...den completed art photoshop assignment, went down to lunch. Finally had a proper meal and back to normal.
Then HCL got two guys and a teacher come in from drama one...
CLAPS!!! I LOVE their drama<3333
Damn funny man i tell you
and the guy's singing voice rocks!
Although he was singing those oldies
But still Rock!
hahah and the jokes were DAMNNNN funny!!!!
And when the singing guy act cute+shy de shi hou, OMG LA! damn hilarious!!!
'你是不是爱上我了?' sth like that one then it's like hahahah
Then only left a few minutes so played a game.
Pass message game.
Split to two groups.
The other group change the message to idk hu is ugly
LOL
Then ours pass too slow so stopped at Kaisiang
But 100% Correct!!!
OWNAGE!!<3
Then erm...
Stayed back after school...
ate again with chelsea-.-!!!
OMG i'm gonna get fat!!!
Anyway...
took bus to IMM cause accompany chelsea take bus...
Then took shuttle bus to MRT...
Went up the wrong MRT escalator again!!!
ZZZ...
Nevermind...
Then THe End...
next thurs might be going celeb jieling b'dae?
hopfully can.
and hopefully it's successfull...
I'm gonna get broke!!!!
I'm broken so stop breaking me....
Or i should say...
My wallet is broken...stop breaking it...
It Hurts...
Money Hurts...
Love Hurts...
NOT!
Well, who cares whether it is love or money that hurts anyway.
3 more hours left for batt-.- i would be sleeping by then-.-
okay, will post when free!
---TiNa---
and i wan a new blogskin!