Don't care if you have/are a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don't care if you are a guy or a woman
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
Answer it too :D


When he stares at your mouth
Mouth some vulgar :X

When he pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause he thinks hes stronger than you
Punch back harder and stuck the tongue at him :P

When he starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Start being a bitch and make him feel puny

When he's quiet
Poke him and make him talk :XXX

When he ignores you
Stuck a tongue at him and look the opposite direction

When he pulls away
0_0 Act as if nothing happened

When you see him at his worst
Joke about him :XXX

When you see him start crying
Take his hand in mine :XXX

When you see him walking
SMS him if he doesnt see me

When he's scared
:0 Laugh and say "siao arh you"

When he steals your favorite hoodie
Say : OI WALAO" and snatch it back

When he teases you
Ignorance is your new best friend

When he doesn't answer for a long time
Start poking him again :X

When he looks at you with doubt
WHAT.

When he says that he loves you
Don't reply and pretend to not hear it :X

When he grabs at your hands
Heh?

When he bumps into you;
Give the "zzz" look

When he is Bored
Hang out with him

when he cries
0_0 try to make him smile

When he want to break
FINE-.-

when he is sick
Spam his inbox with questions bout his health :XXX

When he is sad
Poke him till he smiles

When he tells you a secret
0_0 Thinking: what am i suppose to say

When he looks at you in your eyes
Mirror him Thinking: get on with the kiss LOL:X

When he says it's over
Expected larh, still friends?

When he reposts this
There's no he anyway :D

And when he says something and he doesnt mean it
TSK. ignore him till he says sorry

When he runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
YOU LOOK DAMN CUTE WHEN YOU CRY LEHHH :X


I WANT TO SEE CHELSEA'S REACTIONS OMGGGG
she better do this thing man :X
and oh, finally realised that being my bf is tough work since all i do is POKE and POKE and POKE :X